It’s Just A Big-Wah, But Having Money Sure Seems Nice.

March 2, 2026

Friends, in the last several months I’ve been much more serious about my pursuit of steady income or gainful employment.
As well, I’ve become much less discerning about the jobs…

Thus, in keeping with the pattern established over the last two years, I’ve been rejected, not‑selected, by Fred Meyer.
By NAPA.
By multiple BOM positions.
By Oregon DHS.

Every role, job, or position for which I’ve applied, and there have been A LOT.
Like, probably at least one per day, every day.
Some days it could be a dozen or more.

I have different resumes for different roles… leadership/administrative roles… ops… production… labor… customer service… etc.
When it seems appropriate, or when it’s specifically requested, I’ve written tailored cover letters.
I’ve applied for easily hundreds, probably thousands, of jobs.
I’m clearly doing something wrong.

I swear, I’m good at pretty much everything I try, and maybe even great at a few things, or at least I used to be… and if I’m not great, I try really hard until I am.

I have heart.
…and grit.
…and integrity.

In the olden days, I could walk into a place, charm them, and get the dang job.
These days, if I get any response at all, it’s usually, “Thanks, but no thanks.”

I need income.
(Don’t we all… 🫠)

Unfortunately, I live in a rural area, with five miles of gravel roads between me and the nearest paved road.
It’s about eleven miles to the nearest stop sign.

I drive a 23‑year‑old, four‑wheel‑drive, 3,000‑lb V8.
(Yes, it has been my mission to single‑handedly destroy the planet and raise taxes! 😅)
I mention this because the job(s) for which I’m applying need to pay enough to cover these kinds of expenses, as well, so maybe not part‑time minimum wage, right?

And anyway, will you all send me some of your extra dough? Pennies?
Doll‑hairs? Dolla‑dolla bills, y’all? 💰

I have a new “get rich very slowly and with maximum effort” scheme, some friends have suggested it, but I need a little financial backing, and a roof over my head.
I’ve been thinking about becoming a smellatarian, so food probably won’t be a requirement. 🤣

Maybe I’ll scribble
“ANYTHING STANDING BETWEEN ME AND HAPPINESS, FINANCIAL COMFORT, AND STABILITY”
on a bay leaf, and toss it in the fire during the full moon festivities tomorrow…
#ReleaseWhatDoesNotServeYou

Okay…
Did you read all of this?
You babes are nice. 🥰

I’m gonna go wash dishes and think about what to make for dinner.

What are you babes having for dinner?